I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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