was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
He keeps bees of course he's weird
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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