Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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