It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
