If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
