you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
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