He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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