did you get engaged???
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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