please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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