You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
We are all done wearing pants today
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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