What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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