Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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