What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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