he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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