I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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