She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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