i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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