he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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