well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
My ass is underappreciated
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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