Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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