He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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