My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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