i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Randomize
