Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
And the cops told us we were all naked.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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