so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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