he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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