what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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