i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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