There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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