Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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