I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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