wake up i wanna do it froggy style
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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