your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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