Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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