yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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