we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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