dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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