kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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