You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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