What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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