I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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