They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
That was before I lit my hair on fire
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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