it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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