Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
She announced her abortion via fbk
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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