I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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