im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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