last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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