There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
This is the high leading the old right now
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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