New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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