Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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