Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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