Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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